Wow, I had no idea Le Clown was inviting you all over for a party, so please don’t mind my housecoat and the mess around here. The cleaning fairy hasn’t been by in weeks. Fortunately, I love parties, and I’ll dig some canned cheese and crackers out for you all. I think I have some Pabst Blue Ribbon chilling in the fridge too while I get my curlers out.
Sincerely, thank you all for reading. I promise to be more diligent with posting than I have been now that it’s not just me reading entries to my dog. Maeby is not very smart, so she doesn’t get me.
P.S. For the other five of you who have been reading my blog regularly and have no idea what I am talking about, go check out Le Clown’s blog. He is amazeballs, and he knows it too.