Rollergiraffe: A giraffe on rollerskates. Generally clumsy in nature and careening through life with little forethought or direction. Quite content to remain an oddity among her peers.
Contact the Rollergiraffe about her various misgivings at rollergiraffe@gmail.com
the rollergiraffe 
Best “About” section on the blogosphere… after mine…
Le Clown
Le Clown is always blah blah blekity blah about his blog. Huge yawn. Thank you, Rollergiraffe, for following mine. You’ll find it to be much more random than Le Clown’s but much more humble as well. =)
RollerGiraffe,
I just saw Stacy’s comment 2 months later… I had to find the notification in my Spam folder…
Le Clown
roller, can you hit me up with your email at sweetmotherlover@gmail.com. i want to see if you can post for canadica the week of october 8th. all the best, sweet mo…
SM,
That made me smile.
Le Clown
RG,
I see a collaboration with you in the near feature… Let’s talk.
Le Clown
Hiya Rollergiraffe,
Just letting you know that you were indeed chosen for the team. It’s an obligation-free award, just some cool zombie bling if you want it. 🙂
AWESOME! I didn’t even really realize I was entering an actual contest, I just want to have my zombie bases covered, you know?
OMG, I think I’ve just found a soulmate. Careening through life with little forethought and direction – you describe me better than I do.
Welcome, soulmate! I sometimes try to employ forethought, but I wouldn’t want anyone to think that the level of chaos in my life is the result of planning. Thanks for stopping in and commenting!
I see you know Le Clown. Must be why I found you through him. Glad to cyber-meet you. Giraffes on rollerskates are like the best thing ever, next to my cats. 😉
I completely missed this Fern, and for that I am sorry. But I am glad you’re here. Perhaps you can put some rollerskates on your cats too? Cats seem too smart for those kind of shenanigans, but it would be entertaining.
Hey RG,
Not sure how often you check your e-mail so I wanted to let you know that I sent you one. Happy New Year!
I’ve given you the blogger of the year award at http://ldsconvertblog.com/2013/01/01/i-better-get-this-awards-thing-done/ Please come check it out.
So do I get this award taken away if I only just saw this now? THREE MONTHS LATER.. worst blogger ever. Out of my cold, dead hands, BroJo.
I feel a bit like I would probably be clumsy on roller skates, but I still love the idea of doing something outside my comfort zone. Love you, love your blog, keep it up! Shine on!
Why thank you for visiting! I am already enamored by the lovely dog in your photo. I am terribly clumsy on all unstable surfaces, and there is some factual basis behind my internet moniker. One day when I find the bloody bruised up photos I will share. Off to visit your corner of wordpress.
Thank you for your mighty nice compliment about me being a lovely dog! I hope you liked what you saw on my blog – I put a lot of thought into the best ways to share joy with the world. 🙂
When I posted I didn’t realize that it was a self-photo, Wiley! You are a hundred bazillion times more articulate than my adorable but not very brilliant boxer, Maeby.
Please, do not discount the wisdom your dear Maeby contains. I’m certain it’s greater than you know. 😉
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